SMART FLIGHT ATTENDANT

SMART FLIGHT ATTENDANT

A 50-something year old Muslim man  arrived at his seat on a crowded flight and immediately didn't  want the seat.
The seat was next to an elderly white woman  reading her Bible.

Disgusted, the Muslim man immediately summoned the flight attendant and  demanded a new seat.
The man said"I cannot sit here next to  this infidel."
The flight attendant said "Let me see if I can  find another seat."

After checking,  the flight attendant returned and stated
"There are no more  seats in economy, but I will check with the captain and see if  there is something in first class." 

About 10 minutes  went by and the flight attendant returned and stated
"The  captain has confirmed that there are no more seats in economy,
but there is one in first class.
It is our company policy to  never move a person from economy to first class,
but being that  it would be some sort of scandal to force a person to sit next to anUNPLEASANT person,
the captain agreed to make the switch to first class."

Before the irate  Muslim man could say anything, the attendant gestured to the  elderly woman and said,
"Therefore, madam, if you would so  kindly retrieve your personal items,
we would like to move you  to the comfort of first class as the captain doesn't want you to sit next to an unpleasant person."

Passengers in  the seats nearby began to applaud while some gave a standing ovation.

I say, can I get an Amen to that!